So I’ve been going to roller derby bouts for about two years now, and I’ve got to say, Steel Hurtin’ has NEVER looked better than they looked at last night’s season opener (282-76 victory against Buffalo’s Queen City All Stars). These girls are not only tough; they’re nimble, they’re speedy, they’re like acrobats on eight wheels. I could watch ‘Snot Rocket Science jam all day. It is clear they’ve been training, and it’s clear they’ve got what it takes to beat London’s Rollergirls when they play there in April.

Dinner was a soft pretzel and an Orange Slice. Good ol’ Romp ‘n’ Roll.

*Photo actually of Blitzburgh Bombers, as Steel Hurtin’ skates too fast to even attempt to capture on my rinky dinky iPhone 3G camera.